Use your Spanish travel experience to discover what a tasty dance really is.

It sounds very strange in English doesn’t it?

Well, the literal translation to this phrase exists and somehow makes sense in Spanish.

What does it mean? We’ll get to that.

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The words, its meanings, its combinations everything changes, allowing you to expand the way you think and perceive the world.

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Travel Spanish 101: tasty dance

Disclaimer: some of them may not sound very classy or appropriate in English.

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1) A tasty dance (Latin Spanish) = Un baile sabroso

Meaning: an enjoyable (delightful) dance. Not necessarily in a sexual way.

Eg. Me invitaron a un baile sabroso en la noche.

Eng. They invited me to a tasty dance tonight.

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2) Holding a fart (Latin Spanish) = Agarrar un pedo

Meaning: getting drunk

Eg. Ayer agarre el pedo en el bar.

Eng. Yesterday I held the fart at the bar.

3) Get handsome (Latin Spanish) = Ponte guapo

Meaning: buy something for me

Eg. Ponte guapo con esta playera de fut

Eng. Buy me this football jersey.

4) I defecate in the milk (Peninsular Spanish) = Me cago en la leche!

Meaning: expresses deep frustration or dissatisfaction.

Eg. No me ha llegado la transferencia, me cago en la leche!

Eng. The transfer hasn’t come through, I defecate in the milk!

5) Do not suck! (Latin Spanish) = No mames!

Meaning: expresses great surprise or dissatisfaction.

Eg. No mames! Se retrasó el vuelo.

Eng.  Do not suck! The flight has been delayed.

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6) The parrot’s (prostitute’s) pussy! (Latin Spanish) = La concha de la lora!

Meaning: used when facing an adverse, uncomfortable or unfortunate situation. Also used when referring to a faraway place.

Eg. Mi novia vive en la concha de la lora!

Eng. My girlfriend lives in the parrot’s pussy.

7) Throwing dust (Peninsular Spanish) = Echar un polvo

Meaning: Having sex

Eg. Nos desaparecimos a echar un polvo rapidamente.

Eng. We disappeared to have sex quickly.

 

8) They became ducks (Latin Spanish) = Se hicieron patos

Meaning: they refused to act or to do something

Eg. Los politicos se hicieron patos como siempre

Eng. The politicians became ducks as always.

 

9) To be like nail and dirt (Latin Spanish) = Ser como uña y mugre

Meaning: to be very close or spend a lot of time with someone

Eg. Mario y Jorge son como uña y mugre

Eng. Mario and Jorge are like nail and dirt

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10) My crotch is sweating (Peninsular Spanish) = Me suda la polla

Meaning: I don’t care at all about it

Eg. Pedro: Aumentaron los impuestos este año.

Jesus: Me suda la polla, el dinero es para gastarse

Eng. Pedro: The taxes increased this year.

Jesus: I don’t care, money is meant to be spent. 

That’s it for today guys! Remember that the phrases will vary depending on where your Latino friends come from and how and when they grew up.

We recommend you to be respectful and tactful with what you say!

We hope you enjoyed our article and learned something from it!

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